Satire
epub |eng | 2019-04-14 | Author:Timur Vermes [VERMES, TIMUR]

28 He told everybody that they were walking at their own risk. There could be no guarantee of success, only a better chance of succeeding. Yes, they said. Great that ...
( Category: Immigration April 5,2020 )
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Philip K. Dick [Dick, Philip K.]

… But it really doesn’t matter whom you put upon the list, For they’d none of ‘em be missed—they’d none of ‘em be missed! Not an encouraging thought. Whatever thing, ...
( Category: Satire April 5,2020 )
epub |eng | 2007-03-19 | Author:Richard Gwyn

14. KATASKAPOS It was approaching daybreak when I left Igbar and Sean and walked home. The wind blew in gusts around me from the direction of the sea. It had ...
( Category: Dark Humor April 4,2020 )
epub |eng | 2020-03-10 | Author:Andrew Altschul [Altschul, Andrew]

* * * — Marden Lee, who since 2002 has served as a California state assemblyman for an East Oakland district, remembers Leonora Gelb as “crazy smart, a little confused ...
( Category: Terrorism April 4,2020 )
azw3 |eng | 2011-10-26 | Author:Martial

57 Does it surprise you, my dear poet friend, That when I ask you round to dine I send Some lines of verse? Though Jupiter has his fill Of nectar ...
( Category: Medieval April 4,2020 )
epub |eng | 2010-07-15 | Author:Gregory Bergman & Jodi Miller

53. The Security Guard Catches You Screwing on Tape After months of flirtation, you finally have your sexy coworker right where you want her—on your dick. Who would have known ...
( Category: Business & Professional April 4,2020 )
epub |eng | 1998-07-15 | Author:Richard Lederer

a moot point buckle. fasten together; fall apart: a. Safe drivers buckle their seat belts. b. Unsafe buildings buckle at the slightest tremor of the earth. trip. to stumble; to ...
( Category: Vocabulary, Slang & Word Lists April 4,2020 )
epub |eng | 2011-03-27 | Author:Adam Chromy

Sorry, people who use the words “Jovial time” are probably a lot more fun than the guy who complains about “nearby noisemakers.” Please fire me. Everyone in my section of ...
( Category: Business & Professional April 3,2020 )
epub |eng | 1952-04-14 | Author:Randall Jarrell [Jarrell, Randall]

V. Gertrude AND Sidney 1. THOUGH GERTRUDE’S grammar, syntax, and punctuation were perfectly orthodox, though her style made everything sound as if it had been dictated to her by the ...
( Category: Humor April 2,2020 )
epub |eng | 2014-09-11 | Author:Charlie Ellis

"WHO SAT ON IT BEST?" #ILOVERUGS #BFF "BEEN CHOWIN' DOWN ON THOSE TEETH-CLEANING DOGGIE BISCUITS, LOVING MY SMILE ATM." "JUST BEEN FOR THE LONGEST RUN! #COLLAPSEDSELFIE" #WHITEDOGWASTED #NOMAKEUPSELFIE NAME: HENRY ...
( Category: Breeds March 31,2020 )
epub |eng | 2017-07-04 | Author:William Dean Howells [Howells, William Dean]

XXII Table of Contents Bartley came home elate from Miss Kingsbury's entertainment. It was something like the social success which he used to picture to himself. He had been flattered ...
( Category: Satire March 31,2020 )
azw3 |eng | 2017-03-06 | Author:Sears, JP [Sears, JP]

A.Mind Controlled Limited Person: “I thought it would be a good idea.” B.Spiritually Controlling Unlimited Person: “My spirit inspired me to trance dance.” There’s no question that the Spiritually Controlling ...
( Category: United States March 31,2020 )
epub |eng | 2018-02-23 | Author:Lord Birthday

Spy is sad. Spy gets phone call. Boss says, “Spy, we need you.” Spy goes to Morocco. Spy rides motorcycle through crowded market. Spy punches people in hats. Spy finds ...
( Category: Absurdist March 30,2020 )
epub |eng | 2018-12-15 | Author:Antoine Laurain

On the evening of that dark day, I accompanied the women in my life to the airport. We rode to Orly in a people-carrier taxi. Sidonie was taking flight 675544 ...
( Category: Dark Humor March 29,2020 )
epub |eng | 2020-03-24 | Author:Jessica Anthony

“Ladies and Gentlemen, come View Titus Downing’s new masterpiece! The African Aardvark! For One Night Only! Available Only to Those Bold Enough to Participate!” the Evening Standard declares, and although ...
( Category: Political March 28,2020 )